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"Coffee then nonsense" Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

"Coffee then nonsense" Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Regular price $26.81 USD
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Handling the day's nonsense without coffee is like trying to juggle flamingos — entertaining for onlookers, but disastrous for me. It's my pre-nonsense ritual, turning potential chaos into a comedy show I can actually enjoy! This shirt is the perfect way to let the world know your plan.


  • Premium unisex t-shirt setting the quality standard
  • A beloved favorite with a crew neck and short sleeves
  • Crafted from superior combed and ring-spun cotton, perfect for printing
  • Features: Side seamed, retail fit, unisex sizing, shoulder taping, and preshrunk fabric
  • Custom-made on-demand, no minimum order requirements.





🔸 Fits a variety of body types with a classic unisex style. Short sleeves and crew neck.

🔸 Great feel on your body because of the lightweight (4.2 oz), soft, 100% cotton

🔸 Comfortable on the back of your neck because of a tear-away neck label.

🔸 Always fits like new because the cotton is preshrunk before printing

🚚 This item will usually be in your hands in 7-12 days with standard shipping.

Size Information

Width - measured across the shirt under the arms.

Length - measured from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

  • XS 16.5" wide / 27" long
  • SM 18" wide / 28" long
  • MD 20" wide / 29" long
  • LG 22" wide / 30" long
  • XL 24" wide / 31" long
  • 2X 26" wide / 32" long
  • 3X 28" wide / 33" long
  • 4X 30" wide / 34" long

Care Instuctions

  • Machine wash inside out with similar colors in cold water.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Only non-chlorine bleach
  • Do not iron or dry clean.

Manufacturer Sustainability

  • Manufacturer uses 7x less water than the average for clothing manufacturers, saving 24 million gallons a week
  • Manufacturing facilities and headquarters produce almost no landfill waste because virtually everything is recycled.
  • Optimized cutting to reduce plastic use
  • Excess fabric is recycled into other products
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Hilarious!

This made me literally laugh out loud. What a great sentiment.

So Glad you like this design. It is one of my favs and has a ton of truth! Thanks for the review!