Coffee Then Nonsense - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Coffee Then Nonsense - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Handling the day's nonsense without coffee is like trying to juggle flamingos — entertaining for onlookers, but disastrous for me.
It's my pre-nonsense ritual, turning potential chaos into a comedy show I can actually enjoy! This hoodie is the perfect way to let the world know your plan.
🔸 Fits a variety of body types with a classic unisex style. Long sleeves and crew neck.
🔸 Soft and fleecy against your skin with a cozy, brushed interior. medium weight (8 oz) 50% cotton/50% polyester.
🔸 Comfortable on the back of your neck because of a tear-away neck label.
🔸 Always fits like new because the cotton is preshrunk before printing
🚚 This item will usually be in your hands in 7-12 days with standard shipping.
Size Information
Size Information
Width - measured across the shirt under the arms.
Length - measured from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
- XS 18" wide / 26" long
- SM 20" wide / 27" long
- MD 22" wide / 28" long
- LG 24" wide / 29" long
- XL 26" wide / 30" long
- 2X 28" wide / 31" long
- 3X 30" wide / 32" long
- 4X 32" wide / 33" long
- 5X 34" wide / 34" long
Care Instuctions
Care Instuctions
- Machine wash inside out with similar colors in cold water.
- Tumble dry low.
- Only non-chlorine bleach
- Do not iron or dry clean.
Sustainability
Sustainability
- Manufacturer is a member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
- Reduced water usage by 18.4% since 2018
- Returns water to the environment chemical and dye free
- 53% of energy sources come from direct sources of which the majority is from biomass (a low-carbon fuel)
