Coffee Keeps My Life Together, or does it? - Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Coffee Keeps My Life Together, or does it? - Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Coffee, the magical elixir that tricks us into believing we have our life together.
It's just caffeine playing mind games with us, making us think we can conquer the world while secretly leaving our car keys in the fridge and forgetting our own birthdays.
Coffee is the duct tape of beverages - it won't fix your problems, but it sure makes it look like you have everything under control.
🔸 Fits a variety of body types with a classic unisex style. Long sleeves and crew neck.
🔸 Soft and fleecy against your skin with a cozy, brushed interior. medium weight (8 oz) 50% cotton/50% polyester.
🔸 Comfortable on the back of your neck because of a tear-away neck label.
🔸 Always fits like new because the cotton is preshrunk before printing
🚚 This item will usually be in your hands in 7-12 days with standard shipping.
Size Information
Size Information
Width - measured across the shirt under the arms.
Length - measured from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
- XS 18" wide / 26" long
- SM 20" wide / 27" long
- MD 22" wide / 28" long
- LG 24" wide / 29" long
- XL 26" wide / 30" long
- 2X 28" wide / 31" long
- 3X 30" wide / 32" long
- 4X 32" wide / 33" long
- 5X 34" wide / 34" long
Care Instuctions
Care Instuctions
- Machine wash inside out with similar colors in cold water.
- Tumble dry low.
- Only non-chlorine bleach
- Do not iron or dry clean.
Sustainability
Sustainability
- Manufacturer is a member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
- Reduced water usage by 18.4% since 2018
- Returns water to the environment chemical and dye free
- 53% of energy sources come from direct sources of which the majority is from biomass (a low-carbon fuel)
